Quotes
Timing is everything.
--
We're kind of defined by our mistakes.
-- Tommy Shaw
In War, truth is the first casualty.
-- Aeschylus
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget, falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.
-- Aeschylus
There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.
-- Aeschylus
The reward of suffering is experience.
-- Aeschylus
Ability to see the cultural value of Wilderness boils down,
in the last analysis, to a question of intellectual humility.
-- Aldo Leopold
All that serves labor serves the nation. All that harms is treason. If a
man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool. There is no
America without labor, and to fleece the one is to rob the other.
-- Abraham Lincoln
No mathematician can be a complete mathematician unless he is also
something of a poet.
-- Karl Weierstrass
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? [ Who will guard the guard(ian)s? ]
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Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
-- Charles Darwin.
A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted
thirty years of his life.
-- Muhammad Ali
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something
about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely
destructive. We've created life in your own image.
-- Stephen Hawking
Sports plays a societal role in engendering jingoist and chauvinist
attitudes. They're designed to organize a community to be committed
to their gladiators.
-- Noam Chomsky
In the name of certainty, the greatest crimes have been committed
against humanity.
-- Carlos Fuentes
Skeptic does not mean him who doubts, but him who investigates or
researches, as opposed to him who asserts and thinks that he has
found.
-- Miguel de Unamuno
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you
looked at it in the right way, did not become still more
complicated.
-- Paul Anderson
'Truth' never set anyone free. It is only *doubt* which will bring
mental emancipation.
-- Anton Lavey
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination - but the
combination is locked up in the safe.
-- Peter DeVries
When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it is tied to
everything else in the universe.
-- John Muir
I have long since understood that Germans weren't different than Brits
or Americans or anyone else, though their circumstances were
different, but for those who still don't understand mass subservience
to vile crimes induced by structural processes of great power and
breadth, I have to admit that I mostly just want to shout: Look
around, dammit!
-- Michael Albert
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectively on sympathy,
education and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would
indeed be in a poor way if he is good only because he is restrained by
fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
-- Albert Einstein
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and
evil people doing evil things.
But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
- Steven Weinberg
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been
hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality
have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very
simple and doesn't require religion at all.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
-- Carl Sagan
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people
are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill
It is a great disadvantage to fight with those who have nothing to lose.
-- Jonathan Swift
If you must get into a fight with a skunk, never let the skunk choose the
weapons.
-- Joe Cannon (speaker of House of Representatives)
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
-- Aesop
It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of
the rest of mankind.
-- Voltaire
To succeed in chaining the multitude, you must seem to wear the same
fetters.
-- Voltaire
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.
-- Anonymous
If you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin
The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man
who is proud of his cell.
-- Simone Weil
We honor ambition, we reward greed, we celebrate materialism, we worship acquisitiveness, we commercialize art, we cherish success and then we bark at the young about the gentle arts of the spirit. The kids know that if we really valued learning, we would pay our teachers what we pay our lawyers and stockbrokers. If we valued art, we would not measure it by its capacity to produce profits. If we regarded literature as important, we would remove it from the celebrity sweepstakes and spend a little money on our libraries.
-- Russell Baker
The first law of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
-- Anonymous
Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
-- Bertrand Russell
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck
Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.
-- Janis Joplin
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be
happy.
-- Cynthia Nelms
Those in power are blind devotees to private enterprise. They accept
that degree of socialism implicit in the vast subsidies to the
military-industrial-complex, but not that type of socialism which
maintains public projects for the disemployed and the unemployed alike.
--William O. Douglas, former U.S. Supreme Court Justice, 1969.
If envy were the cause of terrorism, Beverly Hills [and] Fifth Avenue
... would have become targets long ago.
--Fareed Zakaria, Newsweek.
The greatest crime since World War II has been U.S. foreign policy.
--Ramsey Clark, former U.S. Attorney General.
What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
-- Henry David Thoreau
You can tell how high a society is by how much of its garbage is recycled.
--Tahanie (Native American)
Don't it always seem to go that we don't know what we got 'til it's gone.
They pave Paradise and put up a parking lot.
-- from a song by Joni Mitchell
Unfortunately, our affluent society has also been an effluent society.
-- Hubert H. Humphrey, Speech, Gannon College, 11 October 1966
I would argue that practices that destroy ecosystems always destroy jobs.
-- Bruce Babbitt
Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have
acted, the indifference of those who should have known better, the
silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most, that has made it
possible for evil to triumph.
-- Haile Selassie (1892-1975)
All that is needed for the forces of evil to triumph is for enough good men to do nothing.
-- Edmond Burke
We cannot solve the problems that we have created with the same thinking
that created them.
-- Albert Einstein
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
-- Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV
will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein
I cannot conceive of a god who rewards and punishes his creatures or has a
will of the kind that we experience in ourselves. Neither can I -- nor
would I want to -- conceive of an individual that survives his physical
death. Let feeble souls, from fear or absurd egotism, cherish such thoughts.
I am satisfied with the mystery of the eternity of life and a glimpse of the
marvelous structure of the existing world, together with the devoted striving
to comprehend a portion, be it ever so tiny, of the Reason that manifests
itself in nature.
-- Albert Einstein
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for
complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
-- The Dalai Lama
Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because
it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your
religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and
elders.
Do not
believe in traditions because they have been
handed down for many generations.
But after
observation and analysis,
when you find that anything agrees with reason
and is conducive to the good
and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.
-- the Buddha
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from
religious conviction.
-- Blaise Pascal
At the end of the day, perhaps the best argument against capital punishment
may be that it is an issue beyond the limited capacity of government to get
things right.
-- Scott Turow (NYT 17-jan-03)
Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. I like fun.
-- Colleen C. Barrett
What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
-- Colette
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong
People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that
differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
-- Rebecca West
I'll be post-feminist in the post-patriarchy.
-- (coffee mug)
We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are.
-- Anais Nin
There is a young and impressionable mind out there that is hungry
for information. It has latched on to an electronic tube as its main
source of nourishment.
-- Joan Ganz Cooney
Natural curiosity is dead. It has been extinguished by the media.
-- Jean Chambers
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought
which they avoid.
-- Soren Kierkegaard
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we
look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which
has opened for us.
-- Helen Keller
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
-- Dolly Parton
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career.
-- Gloria Steinem
If age imparted wisdom, there wouldn't be any old fools.
-- Claudia Young
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their
mother.
-- Theodore M. Hesburgh
Data, data everywhere, and not a thought to think.
-- Jesse H. Shera (1903-1982)
["The computer is here to stay, therefore it must be kept in its proper place as a tool and a slave, or we will become sorcerer's apprentices, with data data everywhere and not a thought to think." "Librarianship and information science," (in Fritz Machlup and Una Mansfield, The study of information: interdisciplinary messages, NY: John Wiley and Sons, 1983)]
And who knows?
Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who
will one day follow in my footsteps, and preside over the White
House as the president's spouse. I wish him well.
-- Barbara Bush (commencement address to Wellesley College)
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
-- bumper sticker
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first
pill that comes along.
-- Joyce Brothers
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing
- and then they marry him.
-- Cher
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
-- Timothy Leary
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our
air and water that are doing it.
-- Former U. S. Vice President Dan Quayle
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of
civilization.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
My grandfather once told me that there were
two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the
credit. He told me to try
to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
-- Indira Gandhi
Old age is no place for sissies.
-- Bette Davis
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
-- Sue Grafton
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
-- John Lennon
Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary
safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America
great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated
the last eight years?
-- Frank Zappa, Feb 1, 1989
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
-- Jack Handey
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
-- Stephen Wright
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